Why I Must Win A Copy Of Mass Effect 2

But seriously, Mass Effect 2 is awesome. Right? Was the first one awesome? I honestly have no idea. I haven't had the monetary capability to buy a new gaming system, and while waiting for prices to drop I became unemployed. Seriously - have you seen my 2 other Dojos? A PS2 and a PS1 game. The newest-gen system I have is a DS - but not the DSi, just a Lite. So why do I even bother to enter a contest where the prize is a game for a system I don't have, you ask? It's simple: Videogame Gnomes.

For some time now I've been noticing my collection of video games has been getting smaller. I'll look through the games and feel that something is missing, but I can't figure it out. Then it struck me as I watched an espisode of South Park one night - I have been the victim of Videogame Gnomes. These little bastards have been sneaking into my room at night and stealing my games. I've tried to catch them but they're so damn elusive. When I saw this contest, I knew it was my path to victory.

Here's my plan: I will place my free copy of Mass Effect 2 into my collection. Simple as that. The sheer awesomeness of one of gaming's biggest titles being in my possession will be too great to be ignored by the Videogame Gnomes. They will surely attempt to steal it, but they won't get far. They have only been used to carrying off PS2 and DS titles - nothing with the weight caused by such a glorious and magnificent specimin of videogame history like Mass Effect 2. With the gnomes slowly struggling to carry it off, I can finally capture them and reclaim my stolen property.